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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13928

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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Greek Proverb

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Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise.
Mark Twain

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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Bobby Sanghavi

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I am not an optimist, but i am not a pessimist, what I am...
Robert Graves

Quote #13464

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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite...
Mickey Rooney

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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Hesiod

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If thou shouldst lay up even a little upon a little, and shouldst do...
Thomas Szasz

Quote #17873

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Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Igor Stravinsky

Quote #1770

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My music is best understood by children and animals.
Wayne Knight

Quote #14880

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
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