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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
William James

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely re-arranging their...
Anon.

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Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Joe Gores

Quote #20402

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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Bruce Lee

Quote #15070

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Not being tense but ready. Not thinking but not dreaming. Not being set but...
John F. Kennedy

Quote #20626

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Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
Charles Sanders Pierce

Quote #9574

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There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that...
Russell Baker

Quote #4700

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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Seneca

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If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind...
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9144

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In reviling, it is not necessary to prepare a preliminary draft.
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