Quote #9735
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
Quote #21540
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #15495
The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...
Quote #15959
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Quote #167
Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior
Quote #1229
He does not preach what he practices till he has practiced what he preaches.
Quote #21181
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a...
Quote #5129
I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #21351
Consistency is the quality of a stagnant mind.
Quote #6135
There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...