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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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I knew from the start if I left a woman I really loved —...
Sir Alfred Joseph Hitchcock

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Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Dick Gregory

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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Happy Gilmore

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Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Vash Young

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There is no finer sensations in life that which comes with victory over one’s...
Stanislaw Lec

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The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
William Gibson

Quote #2742

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The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.
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Quote #414

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No man fully capable of his own language ever masters another.
Charles Austin Beard

Quote #4144

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When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
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