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Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
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It is said that God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.
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I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built....
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Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a...
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I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do,...
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It’s not the situation… It’s your reaction to the situation.
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Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon...
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I have enjoyed greatly the second bloomingsuddenly you find – at the age of...