Quote #12220
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #5273
The Possible’s slow fuse is lit By the Imagination.
Quote #5099
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Quote #2357
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Quote #15254
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Quote #12455
If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust,...
Quote #6330
Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly...
Quote #19330
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #2685
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #14081
A generation which ignores history has no past and no future.