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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Mark Twain

Quote #1606

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Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a...
Herbert Clark Hoover

Quote #14274

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When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole...
Elaine Agather

Quote #5103

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Attitude is more important than reality.
Juvenal

Quote #14635

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Two things only the people actually desire bread and circuses.
Sophocles

Quote #1061

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Success is dependent on effort.
Karin Ireland

Quote #14431

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No one can give you authority. But if you act like you have it,...
Madeleine L'Engle

Quote #14955

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us...
Mike Vance

Quote #18523

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Innovation is the creation of the new, Or the re-arranging of the old in...
John Ray

Quote #16865

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Though thou has never so many counselors, yet do not forsake the counsel of...
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