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No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without...
Quote #1801
Wit is educated insolence.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #3271
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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The events of our lives happen in a sequence of time, but in their...
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I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he...
Quote #13917
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #1638
Do something every day that you don’t want to do this is the golden...
Quote #19180
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to...
Quote #2221
The moment you’re born you’re done for.