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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.
Max Lucado

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Conflict is inevitable, but combat is optional.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I...
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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I...
Margaret Thatcher

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I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Lyndon B. Johnson

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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
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No man was ever endowed with a right without being at the same time...
Doris Lessing

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What’s terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you...
Robert Joseph Bob Dole

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When it’s all over, it’s not who you were. . . it’s whether you...
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