Quote #11976
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But...
Quote #11219
I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
Quote #13643
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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To make the right choices in life, you have to get in touch with...
Quote #5762
The spirit of man can endure only so much and when it is broken...
Quote #12386
Never be haughty to the humble never be humble to the haughty.
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The secret to success is to know something nobody else knows.
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The expectations of life depend upon diligence the mechanic that would perfect his work...
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Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once...