Quote #20517
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #7971
The world is not yet exhaused let me see something tomorrow which I never...
Quote #19809
Virtue is indeed its own reward.
Quote #3270
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is...
Quote #10492
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #17597
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when...
Quote #16126
Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It’s unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it...
Quote #15957
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #6615
I am imagination. I can see what the eyes cannot see. I can hear...
Quote #13816
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...