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Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, ‘Aw,...
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Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
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Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to...
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One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
Quote #3752
One who is too insistent on his own views finds few to agree with...
Quote #12723
And that’s the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle.
Quote #9131
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...