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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
John Simon

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Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
Jerry Maguire

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Jerry I am out here for you. You don’t know what it’s like to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13704

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The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Malcolm X

Quote #21801

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Power never takes a back step – only in the face of more power.
Anon.

Quote #3221

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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Michel de Montaigne

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I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to...
Harry S Truman

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Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
Horace Mann

Quote #15409

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Be ashamed to die unless you have won some victory for humanity.
Konrad Lorenz

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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet...
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