Quote #46
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who...
Quote #10983
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #6462
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely...
Quote #1598
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will...
Quote #5042
Education makes machines which act like men and produces men who act like machines.
Quote #18956
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not...
Quote #8345
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
Quote #13749
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #11602
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
Quote #19546
If you can’t do what you want, do what you can.