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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
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He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor...
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A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
Tryon Edwards

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Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of...
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
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No man ever quite believes in any other man.
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I read part of it all the way through.
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Love tells us many things that are not so.
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Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...
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