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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13833

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
Michel de Montaigne

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I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to...
Homer

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All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
Epictetus

Quote #6824

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Appear to know only this,–never to fail nor fall.
Simeon Strunsky

Quote #17822

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Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
John Henry Newman

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Growth is the only evidence of life.
Robert J. Collier

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Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out…
A. J. Liebling

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Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
Thomas a Kempis

Quote #14729

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Endeavor to be always patient of the faults and imperfections of others for thou...
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