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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #19960
Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
Quote #14809
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace.
Quote #19286
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #20759
Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.
Quote #18135
Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No...
Quote #7768
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #11038
Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
Quote #17515
Some people never say the words ‘I love you’ It’s not their style to...
Quote #16816
Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little...