Quote #13655
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #6355
Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.
Quote #13806
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
Quote #6378
To a quick question, give a slow answer.
Quote #8750
They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed...
Quote #5655
Khrushchev reminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the...
Quote #1522
Whatever you are by nature, keep to it never desert your line of talent....
Quote #2245
The Joker What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as...
Quote #10622
Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...