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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Arnold Glasgow

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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year,...
Sir Winston Churchill

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It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of...
Gerald Barzan

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Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
Muammar Qaddafi

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The man who carried out the attack is still in power and still insane,...
Jeremy S. Anderson

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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We...
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko

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I do not like poems that resemble hay compressed into a geometrically perfect cube....
Jacopo Sannazaro

Quote #21447

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Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Paul Brown

Quote #3470

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When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.
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