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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Charles De Gaulle

Quote #12430

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To govern is always to choose among disadvantages.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5374

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I have not slept one wink.
Will Rogers

Quote #3430

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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
W. H. Auden

Quote #1560

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some books are undeservedly forgotten none are undeservedly remembered.
A. J. Nock

Quote #16108

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into...
Robin Green

Quote #20430

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You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles...
Dan Parker

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Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races,...
Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville

Quote #18050

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Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the...
James Grover Thurber

Quote #18020

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in...
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