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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good...
F. M. Hubbard

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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

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Mr Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be...
Japanese Proverb

Quote #8033

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The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
Chuck Reid

Quote #21212

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice In practice, there is.
Aeschylus

Quote #9917

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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Mickey Mouse

Quote #20861

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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Herbert Spencer

Quote #17644

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If men use their liberty in such a way as to surrender their liberty,...
Lewis Mumford

Quote #15917

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
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