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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
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Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye...
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I never saw an ugly thing in my life for let the form of...
Warren Buffett

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It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Buddha

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Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of...
Robertson Davies

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As A general rule, people marry most hapily with their own kind. The trouble...
Mother Theresa

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I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there...
Richard Milhous Nixon

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If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on...
John Ruskin

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Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader...
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