Quote #18134
I bear solemn witness to the fact that NATO heads of state and of...
Quote #3223
Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should...
Quote #2025
The gates of Hell are open night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
Quote #2356
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Quote #12985
Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that’s only one...
Quote #168
Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
Quote #15081
It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond...
Quote #2343
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Quote #18422
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...