Quote #10358
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
Quote #18400
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #3823
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #12976
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #19365
Success is dependent upon the glands–sweat glands.
Quote #2606
The most excellent and divine counsel, the best and most profitable advertisement of all...
Quote #12060
There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
Quote #15863
The Jesus that men want to see is not the Jesus they really need...
Quote #18817
If we work upon marble, it will perish if we work upon brass, time...
Quote #10029
Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.