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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Kin Hubbard

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have...
Socrates

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Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs therefore avoid undue elation in...
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Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
Ben Franklin

Quote #3779

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The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
Robin Williams

Quote #19069

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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
Albert Einstein

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I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold...
Clare Booth Luce

Quote #15281

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No good deed goes unpunished.
Margaret Thatcher

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To wear your heart on your sleeve isn’t a very good plan you should...
Horace

Quote #8370

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Patience makes lighter What sorrow may not heal.
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