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Quote #13641

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Clarence Darrow

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I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure-that is all...
Arnold Bennett

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Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can...
Steward Alsop

Quote #10030

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A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
Thomas John Watson, Sr.

Quote #18763

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Would you like me to give you a formula for…success It’s quite simple, really....
Lord John Whorfin

Quote #18977

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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
Alfred Jarry

Quote #14503

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We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts.
Alex Kroll

Quote #14926

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Getting ideas is like shaving if you don’t do it every day, you’re a...
Scott Adams

Quote #733

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
Audrey Hepburn

Quote #14129

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end...
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