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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13886

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
John Dingell

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If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as...
Homer

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Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are...
John Berger

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Ours is the century of enforced travel of disappearances. The century of people helplessly...
J. F. Boyse

Quote #11163

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If, in instructing a child, you are vexed with it for want of adroitness,...
George Washington

Quote #8731

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As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all...
Yogi Berra

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This is like deja vu all over again.
Sara Teasdale

Quote #17919

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Beauty, more than bitterness Makes the heart break.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20313

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Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8258

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Most tax revisions didn’t improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself...
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