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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Emo Phillips

Quote #21127

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Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Ursula K. LeGuin

Quote #6848

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The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty not knowing what...
Lewis S Feuer

Quote #12953

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Wherever a set of alternative possible routes toward achieving a given end presents itself,...
Peter Brodie

Quote #11246

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There is a negative proof of the value of Latin No one seems to...
Debi Thomas

Quote #17987

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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Frank Tyger

Quote #18171

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Quote #2543

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The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their...
James Arthur Baldwin

Quote #10439

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You write in order to change the world, knowing perfectly well that you probably...
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