Quote #14100
Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
Quote #395
The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone the civilized man to...
Quote #15754
In our system, at about 1130 on election night, they just push you off...
Quote #671
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Quote #19598
Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual...
Quote #8663
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
Quote #13799
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #19927
Safeguard the health both of body and soul.
Quote #19964
I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue he approaches nearest to...
Quote #15073
A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.