Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #7629
Ultimately, all things are known because you want to believe you know.
Quote #21356
Own only what you can carry with you know language, know countries, know people....
Quote #16598
One cannot both feast and become rich.
Quote #20793
I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quote #81
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
Quote #18823
It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...
Quote #2882
In battling evil, excess is good for he who is moderate in announcing the...
Quote #7772
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
Quote #1304
Let us take things as we find them let us not attempt to distort...