Quote #19357
Any man would be forsworn to gain a kingdom.
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Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
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Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom...
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If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember...
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Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...
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If the painter works directly from nature, he ultimately looks for nothing but momentary...
Quote #1625
A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #6495
Fear less, hope more Whine less, breathe more
Quote #12826
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...