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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
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Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
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Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
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Lord, make me an instrument of your peace where there is hatred, let me...
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Nature does nothing uselessly.
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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Anything more than the truth would be too much.
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We are certainly getting ahead if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...
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A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...
Quote #21501
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users