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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13828

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
Anon.

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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
Garrison Keillor

Quote #14700

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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...
Marquis de Vauvenargues

Quote #18553

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When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it.
Thomas Jefferson

Quote #8092

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The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when...
Logan Pearsall Smith

Quote #4953

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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others...
Henry de Bracton

Quote #7111

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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Bette Davis

Quote #12370

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I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn’t...
Oprah Winfrey

Quote #19147

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to chage the...
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Quote #10100

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What is not good for the swarm is not good for the bee.
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