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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. ‘Draw,’ said...
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How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor...
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Democritus maintains that there can be no great poet without a spite of madness.
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Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...
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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River,...
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Without the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find...
A Chinese Child

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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
Sam Levenson

Quote #15133

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we’ll find it.
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