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He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
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If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
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I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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In God we trust all others must pay cash.
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What is food to one man is bitter poison to others.
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Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not...
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The great omission in American life is solitude. . . that zone of time...