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So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace...
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I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he...
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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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Fear less, hope more Whine less, breathe more
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The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the...
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
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I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you...
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Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in...