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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Albert Einstein

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It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of...
George Eliot

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Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
Homer

Quote #7340

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There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.
Marie De France

Quote #20154

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A bully is not reasonable – he is persuaded only by threats.
Herbert Gardner

Quote #13220

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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13662

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Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
Saint Francis of Assisi

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Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where...
Alan Dean Foster

Quote #20170

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Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Cato the Elder

Quote #19966

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
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