Quote #13724
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
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Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
Quote #14218
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
Quote #21189
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Quote #9713
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable...
Quote #8391
Remember when life’s path is steep to keep your mind even.
Quote #12435
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese
Quote #2292
Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time...
Quote #9588
‘Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold...
Quote #13745
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...