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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
George Jean Nathan

Quote #15969

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Josh Billings

Quote #759

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The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.
Ursula K. LeGuin

Quote #6856

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The preservation of life seems to be rather a slogan than a genuine goal...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13839

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The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
Robert Byrne

Quote #5217

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Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Buddha

Quote #3532

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Everything changes, nothing remains without change.
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #4162

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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Joe Weinstein

Quote #21758

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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Jackie Joyner-Kersee

Quote #14601

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Age is no barrier. It’s a limitation you put on your mind.
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