Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13655 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
George Jean Nathan Quote #15969 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Josh Billings Quote #759 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.
Ursula K. LeGuin Quote #6856 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The preservation of life seems to be rather a slogan than a genuine goal...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13839 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
Robert Byrne Quote #5217 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Buddha Quote #3532 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Everything changes, nothing remains without change.
Ambrose Bierce Quote #4162 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Joe Weinstein Quote #21758 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Jackie Joyner-Kersee Quote #14601 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Age is no barrier. It’s a limitation you put on your mind.