Quote #16604
The big thieves hang the little ones.
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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #5047
There can be no real freedom without the freedom to fail.
Quote #19308
The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
Quote #15631
A man always blames the woman who fooled him. In the same way he...
Quote #13746
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #10526
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire...
Quote #3241
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #15556
Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...
Quote #668
I used to always think that I’d look back on us crying and laugh,...