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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Peter Brodie

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What is important-what lasts-in another language is not what is said but what is...
George S. Patton

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Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.
William Shakespeare

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Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour...
Virgil

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Fortune favors the brave.
Joe

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One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of...
George Gordon Byron

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For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,And breathed in the...
Hesiod

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The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his...
Marcius Porcius Cato

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Those who steal from private individuals spend their lives in stocks and chains those...
Dag Hammarskjld

Quote #7748

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…..if you’re driving down the highway in the middle of the night and you...
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