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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
Barbara Tober

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Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
Colette

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The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12088

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Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a...
Leib Lazarow

Quote #8425

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Who has confidence in himself will gain the confidene of others.
Airplane

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Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.
Mignon McLaughlin

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A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Josh Billings

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It’s not only the most difficult thing to know one’s self, but the most...
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Quote #2060

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If you command wisely, you’ll be obeyed cheerfully.
Gustave Flaubert

Quote #13020

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Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times.
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