Quote #12963
I have been both rich and poor–while I have respect for both, I am...
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One must never lose time in vainly regretting the past or in complaining against...
Quote #8601
As is a tale, so is life not how long it is, but how...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #16257
Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
Quote #21410
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #15229
The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who...
Quote #4918
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Quote #18237
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote #2187
Nobody gets to live life backwards. Look ahead — that’s where your future lies.