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The question grows more troubling with each passing year how much of what yesterday’s...
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Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusion.
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Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
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Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic...
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The wicked leader is he who the people despise. The good leader is he...
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is...
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The White House is the leakiest place I’ve ever been in. (On special measures...