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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Roger Zelazny

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When your bow is broken and your last arrow spent, then shoot, shoot with...
John Christian Bovee

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A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
Donald H. Rumsfeld

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Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as...
Samuel Goldwyn

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I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
So I Married an Axe Murderer

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Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive...
W. Somerset Maugham

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At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk...
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Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction...
Godfather, The

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Don Corleone Do you spend time with your family Good. Because a man that...
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