Quote #11025
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #18032
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
Quote #17969
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Quote #8264
Facts are stupid things.
Quote #15856
See the conquering hero comes Sound the trumpets, beat the drums
Quote #13607
A man that should call everything by its right name, would hardly pass the...
Quote #17122
The library is the temple of learning, and learning has liberated more people than...
Quote #1276
If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...
Quote #12843
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #19836
In so far as the mind is stronger than the body, so are the...