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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Albert Einstein

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A storm broke loose in my mind.
Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr.

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Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to...
Stanislaw Lec

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The first condition of immortality is death.
Lord Chesterfield

Quote #6977

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If you are not in fashion, you are nobody.
Walter Stegner

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Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but...
Russell Baker

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People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason...
Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Success, recognition, and conformity are the bywords of the modern world where everyone seems...
Paul Engle

Quote #12849

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
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