Quote #13851
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Quote #15086
Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does...
Quote #4622
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
Quote #11625
Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or...
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There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
Quote #2797
They consider me to have sharp and penetrating vision because I see them through...
Quote #2613
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #15729
The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
Quote #4262
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Quote #5430
A man in all the world’s new fashion planted, That hath a mint of...