Quote #9223
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #19675
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #16155
Senator, I started my life in a house without water or electricity. So I...
Quote #20072
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #13748
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Quote #13732
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
Quote #8019
Vision without action is a daydream. Action with without vision is a nightmare.
Quote #406
All censorships exist to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions....
Quote #11076
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #93
Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot...