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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
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Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They’ve been...
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
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You can accomplish much if you don’t care who gets the credit.
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Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you...
Clinton Jones

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I never been in no situation where havin’ money make it any worse.
Elbert Hubbard

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Religions are many and diverse, but reason and goodness are one.
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LEONARD I’ve failed, Chris. I can’t locate the white collective unconscious. CHRIS I wouldn’t...
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It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and...
Harold Walker

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When you read history it is quite astonishing to discover that there never was...
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